- an ostrich feather, a small gibbon with a subdued gag reflex, fifty-two dollars in quarters.
- Portuguese bleach, fishing tackle, Moose.
- an Esperanto handbook , cinnamon, all outstanding warrants cleared.
- a recently cleaned gasoline tank, left-handed brass knuckles, an unusually large avocado.
- gift card for Big N' Tall, two blenders (one hand, one standing), an empty stomach.
- a zip cord from a WWII era paratrooper, a sony walkman (cassette) with a cheetah print velour cover, two bucks.
- a strong magnet, a switchblade comb, Diana (who used to be Kent).
- the libretto to Euridice, an incontinent Macy's clerk, a new car battery.
- Vaseline, the soundtrack to Quicksilver, a passable grasp of market Hungarian
Man, you really do learn a new thing everyday. There have been a few shocking realizations I've had over the past month or so: -bizaare is spelled bizarre (how bizaare) -scythe is pronounced "sithe", not the phonetic way. Which is the way I've been pronouncing it in my head for my whole life. My entire youth spent reading Advanced Thresher Sci-Fi and Buckwheat Fantasy novels, for naught! -George Eliot was a woman, real name Mary Ann Evans. -Terry Gilliam is American. -Robocop is a Criterion Film. I shit you not . -Uhm, oh damn, just after I post this, I find that, this movie is a Criterion film as well . Maybe I don't know what being a Criterion film really entails.. Alright all (three) readers of my blog, post and lemme know some earth shattering facts you've learned recently.
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