Friday, August 15, 2008

Stuff They Really Don't Need To Advertise.

  • The Dark Knight
  • Jack Daniels
  • Any Movie That Has More Than Three Fansites PRE-Production
  • CD Releases Of Any Artist That Has Had More Than 10 Tabloid Spreads
  • That Fantastic Action Movie That Gives Guys BRAINGASMS just THINKING About the Trailer
  • That One About the Chick and blahblahblah finding herself blahblahblah BIKINIS!
  • Anything By Pixar
  • That Fact that Walmart has LOW, LOW Prices (at the cost of the planet, human dignity, and a living wage, but still, affordable Sponge Bob Squarepants briefs!)
  • Slurpees
  • Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition
  • The Super Bowl
  • Beer, in general
  • any fast food burger that has a name prefaced with 'The'

1 comment:

Cyrano said...

Adult diapers. If you need them, you'll find them.