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Internet Abbreviations that Never Gained Currency

Thanks again to metamonk for the idear.

SCHL : Shit, cops here, later
CCN : Credit Card Number?
LGFLFAIG : loose gorgeous female looking for any internet geek
WWTHMM : who wants to hear my mashup?
GSIPM : great startup idea, pm me!
NOA : Nigerian opportunity available
LOPTA : logging off, party to attend
AAMS : AFK, another modeling shoot
IHAR : I hate Ayn Rand
WATLA : what's a three letter acronym?
CWP : consoles with paw
FLFPP : furry looking for puppy play
STTNGFLFSWFTD : Star Trek : The Next Generation Fan Looking For Star Wars Fan to Debate
GTMSL : getting too much sex lately
WDD : what's D&D?
JJRYAD : Jar Jar Rules, You All Drool!
OISN : OMG It's Seeping Now
SIHAP : Sure, I Have Another Picture
SMN : Sending Money Now
ACAAE : All Consoles Are About Equal
HTRCU : Hope That Rash Clear(s/ed) Up
WYRAF : Wow, you really ARE fat
BHSA : Back hair, sexy, AMIRITE?
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Anonymous said…
The first one I read was CWP--and after I could see again I came directly here.

YOU are the one who could take this to book length.

Niteowl on internet culture.

Genius.

-Monk
10:19 PM
Anonymous said…
IFMOTAO (I find most of these acronyms offensive!)
10:07 AM
Anonymous said…
Wow this was amazing. Just amazing
11:22 AM
Anonymous said…
Ace!
4:24 AM
Anonymous said…
This is prime stuff, sir.
12:52 PM
Niteowl said…
Wow, AWESOME! I'm hitting records here with comments! Thanks guys!
8:03 PM
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