Things I Would Miss From My 20's If I Had Them In My 20's

• washboard abs.
• any abs at all.
• belonging to a team sport.
• belonging, full stop.
• having a nickname that wasn't used with derision.
• keg parties.
• scratch that.
• having a secret handshake/hi-five ritual.
• cruising down the strip.
• having a car to cruise down the strip with.
• knowing where said strip might be.
• having a favourite band.
• going to quirky cultural heritage days of which I'm weirdly proud.
• beach volleyball.
• not the "Top Gun" kind.
• not  the "Dead or Alive" kind either.
• I'm not sure what I mean here.
• witheringly advanced political views.
• handing out Beat Poetry flyers.
• joining an amusingly mismatched club for a girl.
• getting more interested in the club's activities than said girl.
• a koi pond.