- ability to keep eye contact when addressing employer on the "hottub deck".
- past experience with caring for a ficus.
- general disinterest in female anatomy, especially on aforementioned deck.
- experience with pH balance and chlorination of 1/4 Olympic sized pool.
- enjoys 'Miami Vice'.
- supportive, but not too supportive of recreational drug use.
- able to remove tricky stains from snow-white uniform (mud, grass, human brain and skull fragments).
- refrains from 'punching it' at the first sign of law enforcement.
- comfortable with frequent small arms fire.
- knows how to start and operate a Vecoplan K-Model RG70K Industrial Shredder unassisted.
- can do light cleanup (mainly of bent spoons, dusty mirrors, various lengths of rubber hose).
- fond of Billy Ocean.
- equally comfortable talking out of a search and seizure from the Coast Guard as he is having light banter at the dinner table.
- doesn't press the need to wear 'short shorts'.
- competent enough to serve as a spare 4th for bridge, should the need arise
Like a late 90's webring, replete with link back and hints at an actual relationship with other authors, this is a piece I'd like to say in.. rebuttal is too harsh a term, in reply, to my very long standing internet friend, zompist, where he posts his various gripes with that great sprawling hot mess, Cyberpunk 2077. Now I say hot mess because that's what the internet at large thinks of it, but me, playing on the worringly over-powered computers on GeForce Now, have experienced nearly no problems. Or at least not problems that bother me enough. Keep in mind I'm the Homer Simpson when it comes to critiquing alot of things. I just like, alot of things. Cheap date, as it were. It might be my hundreds of hours in Bethesda titles and regularly having to look up console commands to debug yet another janked out quest, but it takes a rather large bug to befuddle and begrudge me. Like if a bug repoed my car, maybe, or told me how much weight I had actually put on during ...
Comments