Things I was pretty sure everyone did until I found out no, it was just me.

Thanks metamonk, for the idea.

• Beat-box to musicals
• End every order to a waiter with 'etcetera, etcetera, etcetera'
• Mistake Halloween for Christmas.
• Flip off crossing-guards.
• Hold an undying suspicion that peanut brittle is really dehydrated peanut butter.
  
• Regularly behead all the Animal Crackers™, make a hunter's trophy room from the box.
  
• Pronounce Pterodactyl with a 'p'.
• Use cowboy placemats.
• Wonder why everyone on The Office lost their accents.
• Use the e-brake when braking foot gets tired.
• Talk to infant son exclusively in the voice of Soundwave.
• Use CB conventions when using cell phones on the road, over.
• Think PETA was a celebrity softcore channel.
• Think Kinkos was something else entirely.
• Give directions to bus drivers.
• Play Sudoku with letters.
• Watch anime muted, with Happy Days audio playing over.
• Write down favourite bumper sticker slogans.
• Drink whiskey in the shower (during the summer).
• Watch the LPGA with the volume cranked.
• Laugh during Pulp Fiction.