"We'll be right with you sir, but the heat is causing my eczema to flare up!"
"These new taser guns are so neat..."
"Well I'll be damned..."
"The number you are calling is not in service..."
"If you don't mind, my blog commenters just had a few questions..."
Your Significant Other Of Several Years
"You're wonderful, you really are, it's just that..."
"You're not one of those quack patients who believes in novacaine, are you?"
"If you could just repeat your full name slowly and clearly."
Pawn Shop Owner
"Ah, my best client."
"If you'll all open up to Genesis, we'll begin class."
Traditional Chinese Medicine Practitioner
"I got something for that, but first, how do you feel about endangered animals?"
"Oh, blackmail is such an ugly word."
"The weather in sunny Phoenix is 82 and the time is WHOOOOOOOOOO I'M SOOO DRUUNK!"
"Are you allergic to either latex or petroleum jelly?"