Sunday, May 13, 2012

Similarities, By Owlet

  • "This flower smells so good, it smells like NAIL POLISH"
  • "Oh yeah, I'm scared of sharks too. But the one I hate the most are lions, when they tap on your window."
  • "I wouldn't want to live near a volcano, it's so hot, it can melt ice. Or your head. Or this HOUSE. Or those bananas."
  • *seeing some guy in a gym pumping iron* "Wow, he's so strong, I bet you he can lift a SWORD!"

1 comment:

shipwreck said...

I can't wait for shiplet (that's right, I stole it) to start saying stuff like this.