- while fraternization is frowned upon, sexual harassment complaints from someone lower on the totem pole about someone who has, quite literally, carte blanche will always end poorly for the complainer.
- the Kleenex in the break room are for make-up removal or runny noses. Please bring your own supply for crying jags or otherwise personal issues.
- our wellness coordinator is actually a co-op/intern position that's shared with six other mulitnationals across three states. You may book an appointment with him/her in March and late October.
- people who are inordinately thirsty during the day will have their cubicles moved furthest from the watercooler.
- our 'paid grief time' is for recruitment purposes only.
- the 'security cameras' are actually used to record the time you take for your breaks and lunch.
- smokers and people who have been deemed 'generally unpleasant' get fewer, and less enthusiastic email reminders to join the Summer Company Picnic.
- there is no typing test when we interview for receptionists.
- all calls that may be monitored are, all calls that no one could reasonably assume would be monitored are.
- business texts are checked for spelling accuracy, all managers are reprimanded accordingly.
- the heater isn't really broken in the bathrooms. That would assume there are heaters there to BE broken.
- The new front door is a metal detector.
Like a late 90's webring, replete with link back and hints at an actual relationship with other authors, this is a piece I'd like to say in.. rebuttal is too harsh a term, in reply, to my very long standing internet friend, zompist, where he posts his various gripes with that great sprawling hot mess, Cyberpunk 2077. Now I say hot mess because that's what the internet at large thinks of it, but me, playing on the worringly over-powered computers on GeForce Now, have experienced nearly no problems. Or at least not problems that bother me enough. Keep in mind I'm the Homer Simpson when it comes to critiquing alot of things. I just like, alot of things. Cheap date, as it were. It might be my hundreds of hours in Bethesda titles and regularly having to look up console commands to debug yet another janked out quest, but it takes a rather large bug to befuddle and begrudge me. Like if a bug repoed my car, maybe, or told me how much weight I had actually put on during ...
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